if hell is on fire and shit all the time wouldn’t summoned demons be cold on earth and need to wear sweaters and stuff
little cutie demons having squirmy demon orgasms in cute hell sweaters uwy
im throwing up
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
i need a hug right now also nine hundred thousand dollars in cash
Abbie Nielsen, Dear Future Daughter (via octobermoe)
This is ++important right now